Thought I'd lighten up the mood for all us that have gone through a way too-long winter season.

Patient: The Doctor said he'd have me on my feet in two weeks!
Friend: And did he?
Patient: Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill.

Q: Does an apple a day keep the Dr away?
A: Only if you aim well enough.

Q: Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side?
A: He's all right now!

They tried to save him with an IV, but it was all in vain.

More coming later....
Do you have some good jokes to share?